{"id":26327,"date":"2015-11-09T05:34:03","date_gmt":"2015-11-09T10:34:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=26327"},"modified":"2015-11-06T17:59:00","modified_gmt":"2015-11-06T22:59:00","slug":"crotch-magic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=26327","title":{"rendered":"Crotch Magic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is, as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.therobotsvoice.com\/2015\/10\/an-ode-to-david-bowies-penis-bulge-in-labyrinth.php\">The Robot&#8217;s Voice<\/a> puts it, &#8220;An ode to David Bowie\u2019s penis bulge in <i>Labyrinth<\/i>:&#8221;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I do think it would have been funnier done as a more direct Bowie impersonation\/parody. But if you think a lack of fealty to source is going to stop me running a story about a Goblin King\u2019s wang, you just don\u2019t know me at all.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Pre-cisely.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"425\" height=\"239\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lKLTP04JGc8?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is, as The Robot&#8217;s Voice puts it, &#8220;An ode to David Bowie\u2019s penis bulge in Labyrinth:&#8221; I do think it would have been funnier done as a more direct Bowie impersonation\/parody. But if you think a lack of fealty to source is going to stop me running a story about a Goblin King\u2019s wang, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-whatever"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26327"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26327\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26414,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26327\/revisions\/26414"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}