{"id":267,"date":"2007-10-25T08:05:44","date_gmt":"2007-10-25T12:05:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=267"},"modified":"2007-10-19T14:06:16","modified_gmt":"2007-10-19T18:06:16","slug":"zombie-fy-your-needlework","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=267","title":{"rendered":"Zombie-Fy Your Needlework"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/zombiestitchery.jpg' align='left' style='margin-right:10px;' alt='Zombie Stitchery' \/>In the, &#8220;I Wish <EM>I&#8217;d<\/EM> Thought of That&#8221; department is this marvelous idea from Average Jane Crafter: Take an innocuous embroidery pattern and make it&#8230;well&#8230;a little less innocuous.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The Workbasket Jitterbug Girl always seemed a little creepy to me. Something about her face &#8230; that smile &#8230; those somewhat vacant eyes. On the surface, she seemed like a clean-cut, wholesome gal, but I saw her true identity underneath those carefully placed dimples.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got a ton of saccharinely cutesy needlework patterns that I&#8217;m suddenly looking at in a whole new light.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/averagejanecrafter.blogspot.com\/2007\/10\/stitching-undead.html\">Link<\/a> <I>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/\">BoingBoing<\/a>)<\/I><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the, &#8220;I Wish I&#8217;d Thought of That&#8221; department is this marvelous idea from Average Jane Crafter: Take an innocuous embroidery pattern and make it&#8230;well&#8230;a little less innocuous. The Workbasket Jitterbug Girl always seemed a little creepy to me. Something about her face &#8230; that smile &#8230; those somewhat vacant eyes. On the surface, she [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doom-it-yourself","category-paint-it-black"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=267"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}