{"id":26975,"date":"2016-02-17T05:31:28","date_gmt":"2016-02-17T10:31:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=26975"},"modified":"2016-02-12T19:07:45","modified_gmt":"2016-02-13T00:07:45","slug":"seen-online-84","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=26975","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

All humans born in the future already exist, it’s just that the matter they’re made from is dispersed.
\n— xeLnitraM<\/a><\/p>\n

There are different versions of you living within the minds of others. I wonder how different they all are.
\n— doubledoorsd4<\/a><\/p>\n

how fucked up would it be if an astronaut was coming back to earth and everybody hid for a bit
\n— dajo42<\/a><\/p>\n

Guy in heaven: Impossible, I died in 1890
\nMe: But I’m SURE I know you
\nG: ……Fine.*sigh* I’m told I’m in something called the “Cheers credits”
\n— KenJennings<\/a><\/p>\n

Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands.
\n— thatmeddlingkid7<\/a><\/p>\n

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special
\n— glassraptor<\/a><\/p>\n

My doctor won’t go away. I know what you’re thinking but he has been eating small pieces of apple over many decades to build up an immunity.
\n— TheToddWilliams<\/a><\/p>\n

“I’ll take movies for $500 Alex”
\nTim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp & Helena Bonham Carter
\n“You gotta be kidding me”
\n— SteveSuckington<\/a><\/p>\n

My imaginary friend has a real friend.
\n— Elijah6053<\/a><\/p>\n

[in this tweet I’m the janitor who works in the nightclub from the beginning of the movie Blade, arriving to work]: oh god dammit
\n— iscoff<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

All humans born in the future already exist, it’s just that the matter they’re made from is dispersed. — xeLnitraM There are different versions of you living within the minds of others. I wonder how different they all are. — doubledoorsd4 how fucked up would it be if an astronaut was coming back to earth […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26975"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26975\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27231,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26975\/revisions\/27231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}