{"id":27016,"date":"2016-02-22T05:43:49","date_gmt":"2016-02-22T10:43:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=27016"},"modified":"2016-02-11T08:54:52","modified_gmt":"2016-02-11T13:54:52","slug":"hell-no-the-sensible-horror-film","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=27016","title":{"rendered":"Hell No &#8211; The Sensible Horror Film"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I would swear I&#8217;d linked to this before, but a look through my archive comes up empty so I blame the elves.<\/p>\n<p>This short film illustrates the truism that most horror movies would be about five minutes long if all of the characters behaved sensibly.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/76911469?color=ff9933&#038;title=0&#038;byline=0&#038;portrait=0\" width=\"425\" height=\"239\" frameborder=\"0\" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I would swear I&#8217;d linked to this before, but a look through my archive comes up empty so I blame the elves. This short film illustrates the truism that most horror movies would be about five minutes long if all of the characters behaved sensibly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27016","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27016","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27016"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27016\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27332,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27016\/revisions\/27332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}