{"id":27541,"date":"2016-04-05T05:31:05","date_gmt":"2016-04-05T10:31:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=27541"},"modified":"2016-04-05T05:31:05","modified_gmt":"2016-04-05T10:31:05","slug":"new-greek-gods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=27541","title":{"rendered":"New Greek Gods"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The hashtag <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/NewGreekGods?src=hash&#038;ref_src=twsrc^tfw\">#NewGreekGods<\/a> showed up on Twitter yesterday, and although there were many worthy suggestions, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/treelobsters\">Tree Lobsters!<\/a> took the idea and ran with it.  Here&#8217;s a sampling:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Indivisibis &#8211; The god of mismatched numbers. Most closely associated with hot dog bun \/ wiener packaging. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/NewGreekGods?src=hash\">#NewGreekGods<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Tree Lobsters! (@treelobsters) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/treelobsters\/status\/716950339522600960\">April 4, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Forofor &#8211; The goddess of missing web pages. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/NewGreekGods?src=hash\">#NewGreekGods<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Tree Lobsters! (@treelobsters) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/treelobsters\/status\/716950895896956928\">April 4, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Minotroll &#8211; Creature that inhabits a labyrinth of false dichotomies, rationalizations, and lies. Says &quot;actually&quot; a lot. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/NewGreekGods?src=hash\">#NewGreekGods<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Tree Lobsters! (@treelobsters) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/treelobsters\/status\/716963821949227008\">April 4, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Euesbe &#8211; Goddess of connectors that don&#39;t fit the first three tries, then suddenly do. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/NewGreekGods?src=hash\">#NewGreekGods<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Tree Lobsters! (@treelobsters) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/treelobsters\/status\/716975266279604224\">April 4, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Memeas &#8211; God of wasted time. Patron god of cats, otters and shiba inus. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/NewGreekGods?src=hash\">#NewGreekGods<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Tree Lobsters! (@treelobsters) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/treelobsters\/status\/716979161877889024\">April 4, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>You can read others in Tree Lobsters! feed, or at the hashtag.  (And if you don&#8217;t read the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.treelobsters.com\/\">Tree Lobsters!<\/a> webcomic, you really should.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The hashtag #NewGreekGods showed up on Twitter yesterday, and although there were many worthy suggestions, Tree Lobsters! took the idea and ran with it. Here&#8217;s a sampling: Indivisibis &#8211; The god of mismatched numbers. Most closely associated with hot dog bun \/ wiener packaging. #NewGreekGods &mdash; Tree Lobsters! (@treelobsters) April 4, 2016 Forofor &#8211; The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27541"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27541\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27543,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27541\/revisions\/27543"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}