{"id":28117,"date":"2016-09-20T05:48:19","date_gmt":"2016-09-20T10:48:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=28117"},"modified":"2016-09-19T07:49:42","modified_gmt":"2016-09-19T12:49:42","slug":"seen-online-91","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=28117","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

Real women have razor-sharp teeth and barbed tentacles and oh god who opened a portal to the real women dimension THEY’RE COMING RUN
\n— missokistic<\/a><\/p>\n

I am not paying for a full year membership at the Y when I only need the pool long enough to hold one hamster Viking funeral.
\n— ninjadinosaur1<\/a><\/p>\n

I love how in Addams Family Values at the beginning they\u2019re like is it a boy? is a girl? and Gomez is just like IT’S AN ADDAMS :D like stop trying to gender my baby, it’s goth that\u2019s all that matters
\n— vivisextion<\/a><\/p>\n

[medusa’s husband sighing and pulling a wad of snakes out of the shower drain]
\n— TheCatWhisprer<\/a><\/p>\n

You are haunted by the ghosts of Peter Venkman, Ray Stantz, Egon Spengler and Winston Zeddemore, and there absolutely no one you can call
\n— badedgecases<\/a><\/p>\n

Ghosts are hard to photograph because, when alive, many didn’t believe in ghosts, and now they\u2019re embarrassed to be ghosts, so they hide.
\n— thewritertype<\/a><\/p>\n

Every time I feel unexpected pain, I wonder if my descendants got hit so hard that their ancestors could feel it.
\n— rShowerThoughts<\/a><\/p>\n

A man I don’t know tells me to smile. My jaw unhinges and the True Me emerges from my throat. She is smiling, but not like he’d hoped.
\n— ErinEph<\/a><\/p>\n

lavabendinggemqueen<\/a>:
\n      writing-prompt-s<\/a>:
\n      Cthulhu, as an eldritch being, sees humans as humans see insects;
\n       which is to say, harmless but inexplicably terrifying.
\n#cthulhu chasing humanity around with a shoe while crying<\/p>\n

Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s the result of a freak lab accident that altered her DNA and turned her into a–look, just run already.
\n— missokistic<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Real women have razor-sharp teeth and barbed tentacles and oh god who opened a portal to the real women dimension THEY’RE COMING RUN — missokistic I am not paying for a full year membership at the Y when I only need the pool long enough to hold one hamster Viking funeral. — ninjadinosaur1 I love […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28117"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28226,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28117\/revisions\/28226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}