{"id":28306,"date":"2016-12-06T05:12:40","date_gmt":"2016-12-06T10:12:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=28306"},"modified":"2016-12-06T07:27:35","modified_gmt":"2016-12-06T12:27:35","slug":"seen-online-93","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=28306","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

If I’m ever being followed in a car, I’m gonna go to a fast food drive-thru and test their commitment.
\n— rShowerThoughts<\/a><\/p>\n

When Frankenstein Jr. was kidnapped, his father cunningly just waited for the kidnappers to send him all the bits.
\n— OhLookBirdies<\/a><\/p>\n

There’s a foster home for body parts in my neighbourhood and it’s raising a lot of eyebrows.
\n— DurtMcHurtt<\/a><\/p>\n

A baby werewolf would be great, as one day a month, your baby would turn into a puppy!
\n— ShowerThoughts<\/a><\/p>\n

People always slam elevator music and that’s very hurtful to those of us who have spent years learning to play the elevator.
\n— Tmoney68<\/a><\/p>\n

Late at night leave some broken, muddy planks outside an undertakers with a note: “Your puny coffins cannot hold me. I shall return.”
\n— thewritertype<\/a><\/p>\n

If you\u2019re about to be turned into stone by Medusa, strike a hilarious pose and at least lighten things up for the next guy.
\n— badbanana<\/a><\/p>\n

I get home and realize where my house stood a shark now sits dressed as a house with its mouth open
\nShark:[nervously makes house noises]
\n— upsidedowntrash<\/a><\/p>\n

If the movie “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids” took place in Australia, those kids would have died real fucking quick.
\n— rShowerThoughts<\/a><\/p>\n

“The Monster Mash” is my favorite song about a scientist making excuses to his wife for coming home late and smelling of monster.
\n— rolldiggity<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If I’m ever being followed in a car, I’m gonna go to a fast food drive-thru and test their commitment. — rShowerThoughts When Frankenstein Jr. was kidnapped, his father cunningly just waited for the kidnappers to send him all the bits. — OhLookBirdies There’s a foster home for body parts in my neighbourhood and it’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28306"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28306\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28464,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28306\/revisions\/28464"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}