{"id":28512,"date":"2017-01-31T05:04:08","date_gmt":"2017-01-31T10:04:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=28512"},"modified":"2017-01-26T19:04:57","modified_gmt":"2017-01-27T00:04:57","slug":"seen-online-94","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=28512","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

You know, sometimes, late at night, in the dark, I ask myself: Am I REALLY that likely to be eaten by a grue?
\n— scalzi<\/a><\/p>\n

“Wheeeeee!” – Glenn Danzig, riding an owl around a graveyard
\n— robdelaney<\/a><\/p>\n

“The princess dies. And then the people trying to save her die. Dragon guarding the castle? Dead”
\n– Bedtime at George R.R. Martin’s house
\n— Mr_Kapowski<\/a><\/p>\n

If someone dramatically says “don’t ask”, I like to loudly exclaim “phew, you don’t have to tell me twice, I really didn’t care”.
\n— LeLigreLovekill<\/a><\/p>\n

“Fuck it, just add a werewolf” – the 80’s.
\n— Dawn_M_<\/a><\/p>\n

When I die, I’d like my remains scattered along the beach.
\nThat said, I do not want to be cremated.
\n— danagould<\/a><\/p>\n

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors, before any inspirational quotes get in.
\n— thewritertype<\/a><\/p>\n

when space aliens arrive and ask us to take them to our leader we should take them to the zoo and show them a flamingo
\n— SunshineJarboly<\/a><\/p>\n

The saddest movies are the ones where the awesome weird girl turns normal and everyone is bizarrely happy about it.
\n— MichaelTrying<\/a><\/p>\n

Back in my day they taught the five R\u2019s: Reading, ‘Riting, ‘Rithmetic, Rhience, and Rocial Rudies. My teacher was a Hanna-Barbera dog.
\n— therealeatwood<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You know, sometimes, late at night, in the dark, I ask myself: Am I REALLY that likely to be eaten by a grue? — scalzi “Wheeeeee!” – Glenn Danzig, riding an owl around a graveyard — robdelaney “The princess dies. And then the people trying to save her die. Dragon guarding the castle? Dead” – […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28512","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28512","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28512"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28512\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28576,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28512\/revisions\/28576"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28512"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28512"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28512"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}