{"id":28580,"date":"2017-03-14T05:47:57","date_gmt":"2017-03-14T10:47:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=28580"},"modified":"2017-03-06T19:48:25","modified_gmt":"2017-03-07T00:48:25","slug":"seen-online-95","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=28580","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

Cactus are the most antisocial plant, they grow in the middle of the desert and still like, “Don’t fucking come near me”. #Showerthoughts
\n— rShowerThoughts<\/a><\/p>\n

Always a bridesmaid, never the voice that mysteriously bleeds from the corner of your bedroom wall.
\n— gothicaseas<\/a><\/p>\n

Hodor and Groot on a date trying to order food
\n— biorhythmist<\/a><\/p>\n

I fry all my mythological creatures in gargoyle.
\nYeah yeah, I’m leaving.
\n— E_lok44<\/a><\/p>\n

me: [flashlight under chin] they say a witch cursed this house 100 years ago today!
\n[100 years ago]
\nwitch: fuck this house
\n— malt_skull<\/a><\/p>\n

Hobbit cozy mysteries could actually be a thing.
\nLOBELIA GETS THE SACK
\nMURDER IN THE MATHOM-HOUSE
\nA SHORTCUT TO MUSHROOM POISONING
\n— scottlynch78<\/a><\/p>\n

Archaeologists, 300 years from now, excavating my skeleton:
\n“what’s that thing that she’s holding?”
\n“That, I believe, is a grudge”
\n— kchurchie<\/a><\/p>\n

you find a mad libs book on the ground and find that it’s filled completely with proper, sensible words for the situation at hand. a small child in a perfectly tailored gray suit tugs on your shirt with ice-cold hands and politely asks for it back
\n— korolevx<\/a><\/p>\n

why do i have to be asleep to eat spiders
\n— painted_eel<\/a><\/p>\n

Horror movies should include bloopers, so after watching the main film you’ll be able to sleep #Showerthoughts
\n— rShowerThoughts<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Cactus are the most antisocial plant, they grow in the middle of the desert and still like, “Don’t fucking come near me”. #Showerthoughts — rShowerThoughts Always a bridesmaid, never the voice that mysteriously bleeds from the corner of your bedroom wall. — gothicaseas Hodor and Groot on a date trying to order food — biorhythmist […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28580"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28580\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28679,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28580\/revisions\/28679"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}