{"id":28798,"date":"2017-05-17T07:16:35","date_gmt":"2017-05-17T12:16:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=28798"},"modified":"2017-05-17T07:16:35","modified_gmt":"2017-05-17T12:16:35","slug":"seen-online-97","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=28798","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

If I had a time machine I\u2019d go and hide in the future and jump out and scare everyone when they arrive.
\n— thewritertype<\/a><\/p>\n

The mortal dipped the quill in his blood, and paused. “What do you need souls for, anyway?”
\nThe demon hesitated. “Company. We get lonely.”
\n— MicroSFF<\/a><\/p>\n

On average, a human will swallow 20 spiders in their sleep, yet no one seems interested in finding out who is putting spiders in your mouth.
\n— SamSykesSwears<\/a><\/p>\n

Old people that say tattoos are a waste of money: You have entire cabinets dedicated to plates that no one is allowed to use.
\n— PhuckinCody<\/a><\/p>\n

My body is a temple. It’s full of traps and an ancient, unspeakable curse.
\n— inkhat<\/a><\/p>\n

Parents aren’t scared of Haunted Hayrides-we’re used to sticky people jumping out of the dark while yelling & poking us with weird objects.
\n— DomesticGoddss<\/a><\/p>\n

Story about a guy tormented by visions of the dead, but he never notices, because he’s always looking at his phone
\n— timpratt<\/a><\/p>\n

The Wizard of Oz may not have been a very good wizard, but he was able to make a fully functional 3D hologram with early 1900’s technology.
\n— rShowerThoughts<\/a><\/p>\n

You know that tattoo you sometimes see of cobwebs on the elbows… What are they trying to say? That they rarely dust their elbows?
\n— tobydavies<\/a><\/p>\n

Full moon is over. It’s okay. I was vaccinated against it. I don’t change anymore. That’s good.
\nI’m good.
\nBut sometimes I miss being human.
\n— MicroSFF<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If I had a time machine I\u2019d go and hide in the future and jump out and scare everyone when they arrive. — thewritertype The mortal dipped the quill in his blood, and paused. “What do you need souls for, anyway?” The demon hesitated. “Company. We get lonely.” — MicroSFF On average, a human will […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28798"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28858,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28798\/revisions\/28858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}