{"id":28910,"date":"2017-07-11T05:00:57","date_gmt":"2017-07-11T10:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=28910"},"modified":"2017-07-09T20:01:36","modified_gmt":"2017-07-10T01:01:36","slug":"seen-online-99","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=28910","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

don\u2019t insult bookworms by saying we only care about books. we also love huge country houses with hedge mazes and magical capes.
\n— SketchesbyBoze<\/a><\/p>\n

My therapist told me “Write letters to the people you hate, and then burn them.” Did that, but now I don’t know what to do with the letters.
\n— LeftOf_Normal<\/a><\/p>\n

[on my deathbed]
\n*with my last breath* if only I had named this bed differently
\n— DaddyJew<\/a><\/p>\n

BELLE: There goes the baker with his tray like always
\nBAKER: well there goes Belle, singing her DAILY MEAN SONG about us
\n— DanaSchwartzzz<\/a><\/p>\n

New moon tomorrow night. Plant things that flower in the dark: sweet potatoes, jasmine, curses invoking the forgotten angry dead.
\n— NeolithicSheep<\/a><\/p>\n

“What this person did was awesome. I hear they were marked by Fate. Is that so?”
\n“Definitely!” Fate said. “I mark everyone, just in case.”
\n— MicroSFF<\/a><\/p>\n

Prometheus, Arachne, Icarus \u2014 The moral of Greek myths is “Fuck you for trying.”
\n— JenAshleyWright<\/a><\/p>\n

Someone let me write the movie where a young woman archaeologist in ~1980s faces her greatest challenge: Thesis Advisor Indiana Jones
\n— maxgladstone<\/a><\/p>\n

The epilogue of Harry Potter should have just been 30 year old Harry forwarding dozens of cat videos to McGonagall like “is this u”
\n— HogwartsLogics<\/a><\/p>\n

why are there so many Spiderman movies but only two movies about children being murdered in a chocolate factory?
\n— AudreyPorne<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

don\u2019t insult bookworms by saying we only care about books. we also love huge country houses with hedge mazes and magical capes. — SketchesbyBoze My therapist told me “Write letters to the people you hate, and then burn them.” Did that, but now I don’t know what to do with the letters. — LeftOf_Normal [on […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28910","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28910","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28910"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28910\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28961,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28910\/revisions\/28961"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28910"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28910"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}