{"id":29047,"date":"2017-10-04T05:11:42","date_gmt":"2017-10-04T10:11:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=29047"},"modified":"2017-10-02T07:12:36","modified_gmt":"2017-10-02T12:12:36","slug":"seen-online-101","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=29047","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

The dinosaurs didnt “rule the earth” they were just alive stop giving them credit for administrative skills they almost certainly didnt have
\n— InternetHippo<\/a><\/p>\n

First they came for the quantum physicists, but the quantum physicists hadn\u2019t arrived, but also had left already, because fuck linear time.
\n— thewritertype<\/a><\/p>\n

Feeling sick? Ask:
\nHave I eaten?
\nAm I dehydrated?
\nChange in caffeine intake?
\nCursed by a nymph after insulting a tree?
\nPicked wrong goblet?
\n— grace_march<\/a><\/p>\n

I’d like to think I have an adventurous spirit, but I probably would have climbed into the Narnia wardrobe and taken a nap on those coats.
\n— LizHackett<\/a><\/p>\n

[Antiques Roadshow]
\nWhen this was first painted, the wolves were much further in the background. I would sell it before they reach the frame
\n— suntzufuntzu<\/a><\/p>\n

When you die, a carny helps you out of your human body, waits to see if you’re going to throw up, then asks if you want to go again.
\n— HMittelmark<\/a><\/p>\n

Bringing an octopus to a gun fight buys you at least 10 additional seconds while your opponent stands there going “…octopus…”
\n— KBSpangler<\/a><\/p>\n

As an Australian it’s weird seeing Americans talk about some “Elf on the Shelf”. Do you not have the Christmas Spider or what
\n— Ettin64<\/a><\/p>\n

Be afraid. But don’t be very afraid. Not yet. Everything could get much worse, and you’ll have peaked too early.
\n— thewritertype<\/a><\/p>\n

Girls don’t want just any pockets. They want INDUSTRIAL POCKETS to fill with cake, nice rocks, pirate weapons, and a baby dragon they found.
\n— PaperFury<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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