{"id":29135,"date":"2017-10-24T05:35:28","date_gmt":"2017-10-24T10:35:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=29135"},"modified":"2017-10-20T20:56:11","modified_gmt":"2017-10-21T01:56:11","slug":"seen-online-102","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=29135","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

be the reason why men are afraid to sail past the island you live on.
\n— SketchesbyBoze<\/a><\/p>\n

“What’s the point of living?” he asked.
\n“To help people, however you can,” said the oracle.
\n“That’s it?”
\n“It’s working for me.”
\n— ASmallFiction<\/a><\/p>\n

Bookworms don’t want stories about heroes. Tell us the backstory of Evil That Does Not Sleep! Why can’t it sleep? Is everything ok at home??
\n— PaperFury<\/a><\/p>\n

Guys. I’m here to red-pill you all.
\nYou’ve never heard the actual Monster Mash. You’ve just heard a record *about* the Monster Mash.
\nYeah.
\n— Lawrence_Miles<\/a><\/p>\n

As his name is not “Biggest Bird”, we are to understand that Sesame Street is home to at least one, perhaps more, truly immense unseen birds
\n— tomwalkerisgood<\/a><\/p>\n

every squirrel you see is currently on a dare from another squirrel
\n— KimmyMonte<\/a><\/p>\n

Smartest thing I ever did was attach my keyring to this cursed doll, now if I lose my keys they reappear on my doorstep covered in blood
\n— timpratt<\/a><\/p>\n

[blind date]
\nHER: I’m a ghost writer
\nME {trying not to look too scared}: When did you die?
\n— TheToddWilliams<\/a><\/p>\n

My delusions of grandeur are mostly limited to the belief that I’d be a GREAT addition to a post-apocalyptic scrappy band of misfits
\n— MaraWilson<\/a><\/p>\n

what if when Dracula’s fangs came out they made that truck backing up noise
\n— iamspacegirl<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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