{"id":29181,"date":"2017-11-15T05:08:52","date_gmt":"2017-11-15T10:08:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=29181"},"modified":"2017-11-14T18:09:52","modified_gmt":"2017-11-14T23:09:52","slug":"seen-online-103","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=29181","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

him: you’re a riot
\nme: which one
\nhim: haha it’s an expres-
\nme: i am the haymarket riot of 1886
\nhim: ok…
\nme: im not some potato riot
\n— tamizdatum<\/a><\/p>\n

Everyone forgets Poundfoolish, his less successful younger brother who flunked out of evil clown college.
\n— muskrat_john<\/a><\/p>\n

I made voodoo dolls of my dogs just so I could still rub their bellies while I’m at work.
\n— drinksmcgee<\/a><\/p>\n

Fun: watch any old movie and note when you could stop the plot cold with a cell phone.
\n— MJMcKean<\/a><\/p>\n

Seriously, though, fanart has been, like, 80% of art. It\u2019s just that for a long time Jesus was the only fandom.
\n— SamSykesSwears<\/a><\/p>\n

EVERY DOG LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE JUST INFORMED IT THAT IT IS A DOG AND THE NEWS IS VERY EXCITING
\n— SICKOFWOLVES<\/a><\/p>\n

an app called airDnD where traveling nerds can find a role playing group to join for a night
\n— rebeccawatson<\/a><\/p>\n

A creepy guy in the mall just winked at me and said “Hey doll” so I was like fuck you pig I’m an ACTION FIGURE.
\n— OhNoSheTwitnt<\/a><\/p>\n

concept: old necromancer grandma brushing down all of her skeleton minions every night before bed with a toothbrush and a shit ton of toothpaste
\n— l-nobby-l<\/a><\/p>\n

Concept: Werewolves with irregular shifting cycles
\n“Yeah, I haven\u2019t shifted in, like\u2014” *checks app* “\u201442 days? So I’m just chaining myself up in the basement every night, you know? A bit annoying, but it saves on mess.”
\n— krfabian<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

him: you’re a riot me: which one him: haha it’s an expres- me: i am the haymarket riot of 1886 him: ok… me: im not some potato riot — tamizdatum Everyone forgets Poundfoolish, his less successful younger brother who flunked out of evil clown college. — muskrat_john I made voodoo dolls of my dogs just […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29181"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29181\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29267,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29181\/revisions\/29267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}