{"id":29271,"date":"2017-12-05T05:23:42","date_gmt":"2017-12-05T10:23:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=29271"},"modified":"2017-12-01T07:24:35","modified_gmt":"2017-12-01T12:24:35","slug":"seen-online-104","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=29271","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sigh. You know, it’s nice that this bad guy is female! That’s great! But does it have to be a Oh Woe My Lost Child plotline? I am fully capable of being evil for power as much as the next dude!
\nMy grandmothers marched in the streets for the right of women to be banal villains with non-maternal storylines! MAYBE I JUST WANT TO YELL MUAHAHA AND PET MY TAME HYENA, DID YOU THINK OF THAT?!
\n— UrsulaV<\/a><\/p>\n

you’re on the beach passing by one of those airbrush t shirt kiosks that have a million unlicensed characters on them but you see one with your exact face and name on it and he won’t sell it to you
\n— letshearitforthisclown<\/a><\/p>\n

An app that matches you with someone else who just saw a specific movie from 6 years ago and also needs to talk about it.
\n— McJesse<\/a><\/p>\n

Horror is an advent calendar. So many windows through which to gaze into the same abyss.
\n— NamelessNorbert<\/a><\/p>\n

My son 🙋🏽\u200d\u2642\ufe0f was SO cute today, he asked me “dad are clouds candy?” 😍 I told him they were water. 💦 Then he asked “dad, what’s Earth’s defense system?” and then I remembered I don’t have a son and he asked again his eyes now obsidian black “what is the defense system father”
\n— OmarNajam<\/a><\/p>\n

I’ve said this before but it bears repeating: if you truly want to be happy, haunt an old Victorian house on top of an eerie hill.
\n— DothTheDoth<\/a><\/p>\n

intelligence is knowing Frankenstein wasn’t the monster.
\nwisdom is knowing Frankenstein WAS the monster.
\n— Dave_Cochran<\/a><\/p>\n

WELCOME TO DREAD DENNY’S. TODAY ONLY WE WILL SLATHER A FAMILY MEMBER OF YOUR CHOOSING IN BATTER AND FEED THEM INTO THE RAVENOUS MAW OF OUR CUSTOMERS’ GLUTTONY. SCREAM THE SECRET NAME OF THE HAM OMELETTE AND BE SPARED.
\n— PostCultRev<\/a><\/p>\n

Accidentally played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear and now it can ride a bike without training wheels.
\n— simoncholland<\/a><\/p>\n

“Dad, why do Santa’s deer have bells?”
\n“Remember how we put the bell on the cat because he kept eating birds?”
\n“Yeah?”
\n“That. But kids.”
\n— ASmallFiction<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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