{"id":29391,"date":"2018-01-16T19:09:41","date_gmt":"2018-01-17T00:09:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=29391"},"modified":"2018-01-16T19:09:41","modified_gmt":"2018-01-17T00:09:41","slug":"seen-online-107","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=29391","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m the only one who knows this is a murder mystery dinner
\n— meganamram<\/a><\/p>\n

[Antiques Roadshow]
\nDo you see how your shadow turns toward the doll irrespective of the light? She’ll do quite well at auction, but that’s the least of your problems now
\n— suntzufuntzu<\/a><\/p>\n

HOW TO AVOID A WEREWOLF ATTACK:
\n1. Do not run. Maintain eye contact.
\n2. Question their dominance. “Who’s a good boy?”
\n3. Keep them in suspense. “Who’s a good boy?!”
\n4. Pop the surprise. “YOU are!”
\n5. Treats. Hard biscuits tackle bad breath and improve digestive health.
\n— PaintYourDragon<\/a><\/p>\n

Necromancers are just healers who don’t give up.
\n— Loudwindow<\/a><\/p>\n

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors, before any inspirational quotes get in.
\n— thewritertype<\/a><\/p>\n

When walking past a bookstore, please do not tap the glass!! You will scare the books and then have to buy them all to comfort them.
\n— PaperFury<\/a><\/p>\n

If you delete the word “of” from most D&D magic items, it sounds like you’re naming jazz musicians: Boots Elvenkind, Bag Holding, Ray Enfeeblement, etc.
\nApparatus the Crab is a 90s alt band though
\n— Diacritic<\/a><\/p>\n

when bodyguards whisper into their jacket they are telling their pocketworm that she is their best friend
\n— DemiLardner<\/a><\/p>\n

I Was Transported Into A Fantasy World But Magic And Using A Sword Is Real Hard So I Guess I’m Learning How To Rotate Crops
\n— spacetwinks<\/a><\/p>\n

People always think it would be cool to be friends with ghosts but probably a lot of those ghosts would be racist
\n— MaraWilson<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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