{"id":29458,"date":"2018-02-14T07:07:55","date_gmt":"2018-02-14T12:07:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=29458"},"modified":"2018-02-14T07:07:55","modified_gmt":"2018-02-14T12:07:55","slug":"seen-online-109","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=29458","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

me: *gets down on one knee*
\ngirlfriend: omg, it’s finally happening
\nme: *falls over*
\ngirlfriend: the poison is kicking in
\n— coryrichardson_<\/a><\/p>\n

Our dog Paddy brought our cat Felix into the house this evening and lovingly placed him in front of the fire. Yes, that was such a sweet thing to do…except for the fact that Felix was buried on Tuesday. Hence I am on the wine.
\n— ctallcailin<\/a><\/p>\n

There’s a door that only ever appears when it rains. It’s only in one spot at any given time in the world. You’ll think your mind is playing tricks on you\u2014it isn’t. It’s real. Find it.
\nFind me.
\n— thenewfiction<\/a><\/p>\n

If someone is effortlessly happy in the morning, that’s a demon. You’re talking to a demon.
\n— DothTheDoth<\/a><\/p>\n

Hello, children, and welcome to Hogwarts.
\nLet us begin by asking a dead guy’s talking hat how many of you are evil.
\n— jelenawoehr<\/a><\/p>\n

I want a “Big Brother”-style show featuring famous historical mad scientists, just so I can have the scene where Victor Frankenstein looks at the camera and says “I’m not here to make… FRIENDS.”
\n— scalzi<\/a><\/p>\n

When there’s an earthquake, coffins become huge underground maracas.
\n— Showerthoughts<\/a><\/p>\n

There was a storm brewing in the teacup. A tiny kraken, once desiccated in a magic war, woke among the leaves.
\nHoney calmed it, though.
\n— MicroSFF<\/a><\/p>\n

Give me a supervillain whose origin story begins with them as a cashier until they eventually snap, you cowards.
\n— giggleboxx3000<\/a><\/p>\n

Hey gang, Ozymandias here! Thanks as always for looking on my works, and if you liked what you saw don’t forget to click “Despair!”
\n— BrennanLM<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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