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“You don’t care,” he called into the void.
\n‘no’ the void replied.
\n“The universe is not fair, or kind, or just!”
\n‘no,’ the void said, ‘but’
\n“What?”
\n‘you can do what the universe can not, be what it can not, and care’
\n— MicroSFF<\/a><\/p>\n

Every plant outside is plotting to turn your body into dirt.
\n— DothTheDoth<\/a><\/p>\n

A vampire doesn’t produce a reflection in a mirror and whatever creature I am doesn’t register with sensors on automatic sinks and soap dispensers in public bathrooms.
\n— FeralCrone<\/a><\/p>\n

the three stages of a woman’s life:
\n– the chosen one
\n– queen whom all bow before
\n– crime-solving wood witch
\n— SketchesbyBoze<\/a><\/p>\n

Ay yo what’s up fam, it’s your boy Fortunato, here with a new uncasking vid. My boy Monty says he’s got a hold of something really special, let’s take a look.
\n— TheFattig<\/a><\/p>\n

Say a word with enough feeling, enough times, and it becomes. An entity – demon, god, spirit? – of that name is born.
\nFuck haunted us with snarled annoyance, so we shared pictures of cats, puppies, and otters, until finally, Aww woke with a cute little sneeze. That’ll protect us.
\n— MicroSFF<\/a><\/p>\n

They did walk into Mordor. I watched that movie and walking is exactly how they arrived in Mordor. They sure as fuck just simply walked into it. I saw.
\n— edotwoods<\/a><\/p>\n

Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said thanks how do you know I’m not a serial killer? I replied the chances of two serial killers being in the same car are astronomical
\n— gonzotrucker<\/a><\/p>\n

gonna make a game called Murder Simulator but it’s just an RTS where you control a bunch of crows and have them steal french fries and stuff
\n— RainBlackKat<\/a><\/p>\n

I look up at the night sky.
\n“That’s a pretty universe, God. You are wearing it well.”
\n“Thanks,” I hear in a faint whisper, “it has pockets.”
\n— MicroSFF<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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