{"id":29742,"date":"2018-08-07T07:40:40","date_gmt":"2018-08-07T12:40:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=29742"},"modified":"2018-08-07T07:41:20","modified_gmt":"2018-08-07T12:41:20","slug":"seen-online-117","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=29742","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

Just realized that since we read serial nineteenth-century novels only as whole books, we are basically bingewatching the nineteenth century.<\/p>\n

“Bleak House is so long!” Yeah, if you read all seasons in one go, I guess it is pretty long.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

— KHandozo<\/a><\/p>\n

I bet octopuses think bones are horrific. I bet all their cosmic horror stories involve rigid-limbs and hinged joints.
\n— CryptoNature<\/a><\/p>\n

why limit yourself between choosing between a pretty feminine aesthetic or a dark one? if persephone can be the goddess of spring & queen of the underworld at the same time so can you
\n— dracomallfoys<\/a><\/p>\n

Her camera captured pictures of ghosts.
\n“Here, how do you like this?” she asked.
\n“Ugh, I look horrible. Delete it!”
\nSo she did, every time.
\n— MicroSFF<\/a><\/p>\n

A man walked into my coffee shop, sat across from me with no food or drink, whispered “great tattoo” at me, then left, so what I’m saying was it was not a great day for me to be reading a book about Ed Gein
\n— sadydoyle<\/a><\/p>\n

All beach bodies are good beach bodies with the exception of the body of the creature that washed up on the beach of Narragansett, Rhode Island in the winter of 1933 and the strange occurrences in the night that followed.
\n— SamSykesSwears<\/a><\/p>\n

Harry Potter and the Special Rock
\nHarry Potter and the Don’t Room
\nHarry Potter and his Furry Crime Dad
\nHarry Potter and the Hot Cup
\nHarry Potter and the Warm Bird Club
\nHarry Potter and the Absolutely Nothing Happens
\nHarry Potter and the Curse of the Sidequests
\n— Thelaserbearguy<\/a><\/p>\n

FRIEND: It’s called cauliflower. It’s not ghost broccoli.
\nME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.
\n— roxiqt<\/a><\/p>\n

nice heights you got there
\nit’d be a shame if someone were to
\nwuther them
\n— NotLikeFreddy<\/a><\/p>\n

Just a reminder: there’s an Old Babylonian tablet that mentions a family of exorcists who live together in a house. Which is, I think you’ll agree, one of the great sitcom ideas of the ancient world.
\n— PhilipJBoyes<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Just realized that since we read serial nineteenth-century novels only as whole books, we are basically bingewatching the nineteenth century. “Bleak House is so long!” Yeah, if you read all seasons in one go, I guess it is pretty long. — KHandozo I bet octopuses think bones are horrific. I bet all their cosmic horror […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29742","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29742","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29742"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29742\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29769,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29742\/revisions\/29769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29742"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29742"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29742"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}