{"id":30175,"date":"2019-03-19T10:44:29","date_gmt":"2019-03-19T15:44:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=30175"},"modified":"2019-03-19T10:44:29","modified_gmt":"2019-03-19T15:44:29","slug":"seen-online-126","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=30175","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

[to the tune of Alexander Hamilton]<\/p>\n

Hw\u00e6t Hw\u00e6-Hw\u00e6-Hw\u00e6 Hw\u00e6-Hw\u00e6 Hw\u00e6t!<\/p>\n

*violins*<\/p>\n

How does a Geat-W\u00e6gmunding, Ecgtheow’s son,
\nfresh from Gotland, dropped in the middle of Heorot under Hrothgar,
\nstar in a tale by a scop on a lyre,
\n& end up burning on a funeral pyre?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

— medievaliszt<\/a><\/p>\n

more vampires should have obsessive weird hobbies
\n“I’m making a stop motion animated film out of bonsai trees, i’ve been at it since the 70s its 3 minutes long”<\/p>\n

“i’ve been breeding parrots purely for intelligence, this is Arnaldo, he can do basic multiplication, he’s my 5th generation african grey”<\/p>\n

like you got endless amount of time make weirrrd STUFF<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

— JessiSheron<\/a><\/p>\n

sir that’s my emotional support decaying portrait that portrays all my sins
\n— classicalxena<\/a><\/p>\n

My favourite knuckle tat idea is PLAN AHEA
\n— Fenreliania<\/a><\/p>\n

Dracula: *transforms into a bat*
\nMe: OMG flappy sky puppy come here there is a blanket and I’ve got the brushybrushy for you do you want the brushybrushy
\nDracula:
\nMe:
\nDracula:
\nMe:
\nDracula: *tiny voice* yes
\n— BahuWrites<\/a><\/p>\n

Being a grandpa must be tough, some baby mispronounces a word and suddenly your name is “Peepo” for the last 30 years of your life
\n— ItsDanSheehan<\/a><\/p>\n

DM now stands for Dungeon MANAGING. You have no budget and they only promoted you to downsize one of the Truth and Lies door guards (“why do we need TWO,” upper management said). The creature that lies in deep waters wants to talk to you about his performance review.
\n— AnaMardoll<\/a><\/p>\n

[job interview]
\nwilly wonka: what experience do you have hiding bodies
\noompa loompa: i’m sorry i was told this was for a factory position
\n— MattTheBrand<\/a><\/p>\n

Embrace imposter syndrome.
\nRevel in the fact you have fooled everyone.
\nYou are a Trickster Goddess.
\nYou are the Imposter Child for Deception and Clever Ruses.
\n— EliLizzieLizbet<\/a><\/p>\n

Hades: babe what’s wrong?
\nPersephone, drunk, scratching two of cerberus’ heads, weeping: I don’t have enough hands
\n— forever-painting-roses<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

[to the tune of Alexander Hamilton] Hw\u00e6t Hw\u00e6-Hw\u00e6-Hw\u00e6 Hw\u00e6-Hw\u00e6 Hw\u00e6t! *violins* How does a Geat-W\u00e6gmunding, Ecgtheow’s son, fresh from Gotland, dropped in the middle of Heorot under Hrothgar, star in a tale by a scop on a lyre, & end up burning on a funeral pyre? — medievaliszt more vampires should have obsessive weird hobbies […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30175"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30175\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30222,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30175\/revisions\/30222"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}