{"id":30417,"date":"2019-06-11T05:49:33","date_gmt":"2019-06-11T10:49:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=30417"},"modified":"2019-06-05T07:05:18","modified_gmt":"2019-06-05T12:05:18","slug":"seen-online-130","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=30417","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

Guess who’s got 7 thumbs and a set of keys to a cadaver lab?
\n— elle91<\/a><\/p>\n

[fire alarm]
\nHotel California manager: oh no
\n— BoogTweets<\/a><\/p>\n

I\u2019m goth enough to know that if you hear an out-of-tune piano start playing in an abandoned house, you go into that house.
\n— DothTheDoth<\/a><\/p>\n

I have a deep-seated fear of running water. Or any liquid with legs really.
\n— WheelTod<\/a><\/p>\n

TEMP AGENCY: Okay, so, based on past work experience, where would you say your strengths lies?
\nOOMPAH LOOMPAH: I’m good at singing after a child dies, if you have anything with that.
\n— AndrewNadeau0<\/a><\/p>\n

I love watching horror movies with a dog. I get scared but they’re just like, “hell yeah, bones”
\n— hiyamaya0<\/a><\/p>\n

a baby grand piano implies the existence of sex organs
\n— TweetPotato314<\/a><\/p>\n

[Camp]
\n*stifles a laugh as I put the sleeping Wicked Witch’s hand in a pan of warm water*
\nOH NO OH SHIT SORRY SORRY
\n— SirEviscerate<\/a><\/p>\n

Just got back from the mutation lab and boy are my arms legs
\n— Cpin42<\/a><\/p>\n

Me: *cuts the box in half and spins both sides to show the audience*
\n[from the back of the wake] “dude”
\n— BoogTweets<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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