{"id":30521,"date":"2019-09-17T05:36:49","date_gmt":"2019-09-17T10:36:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=30521"},"modified":"2019-09-12T17:57:42","modified_gmt":"2019-09-12T22:57:42","slug":"seen-online-132","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=30521","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you have scissors for hands, you could probably just introduce yourself as Edward, and let people figure the rest out on their own
\n— GloriaFallon123<\/a><\/p>\n

Just imagine if giraffe necks started out short and made the lightsaber-on sound when they extended them.
\n— dorsalstream<\/a><\/p>\n

It’s only fanfic if it’s from the Fanfique region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling pornography.
\n— copperbadge<\/a><\/p>\n

REMEMBER
\nIf you encounter a goth in this hot weather DO NOT PICK THEM UP
\nInstead, put a couple of drops of patchouli oil in a teaspoon of water and leave a Bauhaus album next to them, and they should recover pretty quickly
\n— Brainmage<\/a><\/p>\n

According to Greek Mythology, Chiron was a half horse, half human doctor.
\nThis made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
\n— MelindaHoward4<\/a><\/p>\n

IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT EDGAR ALLAN POE?
\nWCW = wine cellar wednesday
\nILU = I love unnamed (narrators)
\nTFW = the floorboards? well
\nIANAL = I am not annabel lee
\nLOL = lover of lenore
\nSTFU = sadly, the fall (of) usher
\nOMW = (an) orangutan murdered (the) women
\nNVM = nevermore
\n— SparkNotes<\/a><\/p>\n

women are heartily tired of generic compliments. tell your girl “you’ll make a fine crime-solving old lady” and “how many princes have you slain, Baba Yaga” and “time will make corpses of us all and I think that’s hot.”
\n— SketchesbyBoze<\/a><\/p>\n

ME: So you see dead people?
\nGHOST THERAPIST: Those with insurance, yes.
\n— dorsalstream<\/a><\/p>\n

i love coming home at the end of the day and untying the ribbon around my neck that holds my head on
\n— mmilhouse<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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