{"id":3053,"date":"2009-04-13T07:33:34","date_gmt":"2009-04-13T11:33:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=3053"},"modified":"2009-04-14T14:17:09","modified_gmt":"2009-04-14T18:17:09","slug":"the-underbiters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=3053","title":{"rendered":"The Underbiters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/gruff.jpg\" alt=\"Gruff\" title=\"Gruff\" width=\"102\" height=\"150\" class=\"contentimg\" \/>Check out these cute little guys.  Ghoul Friday was experimenting with Super Sculpey recently and started making miniature monsters.  She&#8217;s got a whole rogue&#8217;s gallery of them now and she&#8217;s detailing each one&#8217;s behavior on her site.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The only reason I know about her is because she likes to gloat. She&#8217;ll wait for me, perched on the overturned bag of garbage in the kitchen.<\/p>\n<p>Or she&#8217;ll sit at the end of the hallway, metal screws poking from her mouth; screws that no doubt belonged to a hinge somewhere in the house. She likes taking the ones from the hinges because I get mad when the cupboard comes off in my hand or the front door won&#8217;t open properly.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m totally going to start blaming minor household malfunctions on Underbiters.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re all wonderfully unique but they all have such winsome little smiles.  Go check out the whole collection.  (She&#8217;s promised a tutorial at some unspecified future date, so keep an eye out for that as well.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ghoulfriday.com\/category\/blog_freetagging\/underbiters\">Link<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Check out these cute little guys. Ghoul Friday was experimenting with Super Sculpey recently and started making miniature monsters. She&#8217;s got a whole rogue&#8217;s gallery of them now and she&#8217;s detailing each one&#8217;s behavior on her site. The only reason I know about her is because she likes to gloat. She&#8217;ll wait for me, perched [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-whatever"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3053","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3053"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3053\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3101,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3053\/revisions\/3101"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}