{"id":30956,"date":"2020-01-29T14:09:27","date_gmt":"2020-01-29T19:09:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=30956"},"modified":"2020-01-29T14:09:39","modified_gmt":"2020-01-29T19:09:39","slug":"seen-online-139","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=30956","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

Warrior: I swear I will have my revenge for the death of my brother.
\nElf: You have my bow.
\nDwarf: And my axe.
\nNecromancer: And your brother.
\n— catchymemes<\/a><\/p>\n

Sorry if I’m not your cup of tea. I’m not even my own cup of tea. I’m barely a cup and I don’t like tea. I’m more like a rusty bucket of haunted bog water. Sorry if I’m not your rusty bucket of haunted bog water.
\n— TragicAllyHere<\/a><\/p>\n

a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it
\n— farvann<\/a><\/p>\n

[ creating bats ]
\ngod: well we already made birds
\nangel:
\ngod:
\nangel: what if they were goth
\ngod: omg what IF they were goth tho
\n— MNateShyamalan<\/a><\/p>\n

doctor: describe your average night
\nme: they wear suits of armor
\ndoctor: no I mean at bedtime
\nme: they probably take it off
\n— climaxximus<\/a><\/p>\n

Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed. Our menu options have become moodier, darker. Our menu options have been spending a lot of time in their room lately. We think our menu options might be up to something.
\n— dorsalstream<\/a><\/p>\n

I wish there wasn’t so much stigma around death. I’m excited for my eventual passing! I want my skull to be cleaned and engraved with something uplifting and bizarre<\/p>\n

Someone finding my weird mutant brain shell in an old tin box under a Midwestern bomb shelter in the year 3008: What the fuck<\/p>\n

*turning it over to see the words “everything will be okay” carved into the back*<\/p>\n

(Softly) what the fuck<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

— teaboot<\/a><\/p>\n

It takes a village. Who knows what it will take next? Be safe.
\n— NightValeRadio<\/a><\/p>\n

*demon stands amid your destroyed work space*
\nDemon: *booming* HOW? How were you able to summon me?!
\nYou (frantically clicking undo) *screaming and crying*: I don’t know. I was just trying to format an outline in Word. You were supposed to be bullet points
\n— MeredithIreland<\/a><\/p>\n

lawyer: if you can stay a night in this house, it is yours. but beware there’s a terrible cu-
\nmillennial: holy shit home ownership? im in
\nghost: *appearing* prepare to die
\nmillennial: omg even better
\n— MNateShyamalan<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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