{"id":31025,"date":"2020-03-10T05:40:50","date_gmt":"2020-03-10T10:40:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=31025"},"modified":"2020-03-03T11:41:39","modified_gmt":"2020-03-03T16:41:39","slug":"seen-online-141","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=31025","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

Every time I see ants in my rubber plant, I whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled.”
\n— KBSpangler<\/a><\/p>\n

Dating in your 30s should be more fun which is why when I have a one night stand, I write “Croatan” on their bathroom mirror in lipstick before I bounce.
\n— valhallabckgirl<\/a><\/p>\n

FUCK conversation starters, we only use conversation STOPPERS in this house! “Oh hi, how was your day?” “I’d peg Michael Myers.” BOOM! Conversation, dead in a flash!
\n— weaver-z<\/a><\/p>\n

The only beach body advice I need is how deep to dig so high tide won’t lead to the world discovering my gruesome secret.
\n— HillaryMonahan<\/a><\/p>\n

“Yo WHAT UP, it’s ya boi Anubis, back at it again with another soul unboxing video.<\/p>\n

Now as you can see, this one is a little heavier than a feather, which longtime fans of the channel will know is REALLY bad, haha”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

— WritNelson<\/a><\/p>\n

ghost character that goes “oooooh” and rattles chains, and eventually we see a flashback to when they were alive and constantly went “ooooooh” and rattled chains, surrounded by regular people at the office
\n— baking-accident<\/a><\/p>\n

The reason vampires can’t see themselves in mirrors is not because they lack reflections.
\nThey simply do not pass the mirror test and each time a vampire catches sight of themself in a mirror they go into a territorial attack mode and try to fight that other dracula encroaching on their lair.
\n— glumshoe<\/a><\/p>\n

an apocalyptic cult prophetically warning that the world won’t end, ever<\/p>\n

it’s just going to keep going on like this, groans dismal prophet<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

— argumate<\/a><\/p>\n

Gandalf: yo i’m back from isengard had to ride a fucken eagle to get here what’s up
\nElrond: the ring must be destroyed
\nFrodo: i’ll carry it
\nGandalf: oh damn that’s a long ass walk dude i hope you have comfy shoes
\nFrodo: wait didn’t you say you rode an eagle here
\nGandalf: no
\n— nyquills<\/a><\/p>\n

Me: When one door closes, another one opens.
\nHouse guest: That’s such a nice perspecti-
\nMe: Yep it’s haunted. The whole thing. Just so fucking haunted.
\n— ronnui_<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Every time I see ants in my rubber plant, I whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled.” — KBSpangler Dating in your 30s should be more fun which is why when I have a one night stand, I write “Croatan” on their bathroom mirror in lipstick before I bounce. — valhallabckgirl FUCK conversation starters, we only […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31025"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31025\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31047,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31025\/revisions\/31047"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}