{"id":31307,"date":"2020-11-21T16:40:09","date_gmt":"2020-11-21T21:40:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=31307"},"modified":"2020-11-21T16:40:09","modified_gmt":"2020-11-21T21:40:09","slug":"seen-online-146","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=31307","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

dracula: you gotta stop man
\nme: [turning another vegan into a vampire] lol but they get SO mad
\n— Skoog<\/a><\/p>\n

[first day as a scarecrow]
\nme: psssst
\ncrow: what
\nme: over 200,000 acres of rainforest are burned everyday
\ncrow: HOLY SHIT
\n— TweetPotato314<\/a><\/p>\n

This is my first rodeo. What kind of animal is that. Who’s that guy in the barrel. What’s up with the timer. What the fuck is going on here.
\n— ClueHeywood<\/a><\/p>\n

Virtual meetings are basically modern seances.
\n“Elizabeth are you here?”
\n“Make a sound if you can hear us.”
\n“Is anyone else with you?”
\n“We can’t see you, can you hear us?”
\n— McClellandShane<\/a><\/p>\n

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many
\n— thequeerwithoutfear<\/a><\/p>\n

HIRING MANAGER: have you ever been arrested or charged with a crime?
\nME: yes, one count of possession
\nHIRING MANAGER: of firearms, or controlled substances?
\nME: *eyes glowing red, head slowly rotating 360 degrees on my neck* no
\n— jelenawoehr<\/a><\/p>\n

You ever think about the kind of guy who makes a cursed amulet? Like, “ooh hoo hoo, whoever puts this<\/b> on is gonna have a nasty surprise!” Get a real hobby.
\n— maxknightley<\/a><\/p>\n

The single most important thing a man can do to be an ally is give his woman friends permission to give dudes at the bar his number so when they call he can angrily say that’s not funny because she died 15 years ago that very night
\n— BudrykZack<\/a><\/p>\n

will literally never get over the existence of the donner party memorial picnic area
\n— xtraterrestrials<\/a><\/p>\n

saying “so when’s the baby??” at a wedding:
\n\u2022 rude
\n\u2022 invasive<\/p>\n

yelling “I AM THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS, THERE WILL BE NO SURVIVORS”:
\n\u2022 unexpected
\n\u2022 you get to wear a cloak
\n\u2022 strike fear into the heart of Prince Humperdinck<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

— SketchesbyBoze<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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