{"id":31371,"date":"2021-01-21T16:25:43","date_gmt":"2021-01-21T21:25:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=31371"},"modified":"2021-01-21T16:25:43","modified_gmt":"2021-01-21T21:25:43","slug":"seen-online-148","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=31371","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sometimes you’re the mad scientest, sometimes you’re the slightly irritated scienter.
\n— KellyDMcC<\/a><\/p>\n

A storm is approaching, and I’m about to do one of my favourite things: go out in the middle of the night and leave several fish on top of my neighbour’s car.
\n— thewritertype<\/a><\/p>\n

Arthur Conan Doyle: I have invented the greatest detective of all time
\nAgatha Christie: hold my tea
\nDoyle: … why does this tea taste funny
\n— SketchesbyBoze<\/a><\/p>\n

She had legs that just would not quit. We tried to force quit them via the Task Manager, but Windows was not responding.
\n— AlexandraErin<\/a><\/p>\n

I like going to the cemetery early in the morning because, if you\u2019re calm and patient, the skeletons will approach and even eat right out of your hand.
\n— dorsalstream<\/a><\/p>\n

The Skarsg\u00e5rds are goth Hemsworths
\n— Kendragarden<\/a><\/p>\n

When in doubt, let nature guide you.
\nSpecifically, cactuses.
\nStay hydrated.
\nShelter owls.
\nStab your predators.
\n— CryptoNature<\/a><\/p>\n

DoorDash but instead of food, spiders.
\n— NightValeRadio<\/a><\/p>\n

The sad irony is, if Jack Torrance had just written down what was happening to him, he would have written The Shining, a very successful book.
\n— TNeenan<\/a><\/p>\n

We’ve been through the wringer and it’s okay to feel emotionally compromised. Take time to pause. Relax. Breathe. Go outside, even in the cold, look at birds. Watch them flit. Listen to chirps and songs. Sing back. Sing their secret song. Let them in. Wow now you’re made of birds
\n— ChuckWendig<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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