{"id":31442,"date":"2021-04-27T05:14:04","date_gmt":"2021-04-27T10:14:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=31442"},"modified":"2021-04-22T09:18:27","modified_gmt":"2021-04-22T14:18:27","slug":"seen-online-150","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=31442","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

If i saw an unspeakably horrific lovecraftian entity with my own eyes I would simply comprehend its shape and not go crazy.
\n— LicensedT0Ill<\/a><\/p>\n

The goal of a woman’s life is *not* to be a wife and mother. It’s to dramatically gatecrash a christening party swathed in a raven-black cloak and cackle, “I TOO HAVE A GIFT FOR THE PRINCESS!”
\n— Iconawrites<\/a><\/p>\n

Okay but we all agree that SOME who wander are lost, right
\n— ryanqnorth<\/a><\/p>\n

Behind every successful man there’s a small ghost of a Victorian child
\n— FeelingEuphoric<\/a><\/p>\n

sex ed teacher: haahaha. wait. i’m sorry lmao. where did you say they came from, again?
\nathena: f-foreheads
\n— MNateShyamalan<\/a><\/p>\n

you know the fantasy trope of like the Sword That Makes You Evil. well that sword exists in real life too and it’s called a wrapping paper tube
\n— ntagonistic<\/a><\/p>\n

dang girl, you’ll make the prettiest flowers once your body rots into the earth.
\n— m0rphlne<\/a><\/p>\n

“The Raven” is my ideal poem and here’s why:
\n– Has an unreliable narrator
\n– Has a bird
\n– The bird is also unreliable
\n— SparkNotes<\/a><\/p>\n

police officer: there’s a dead body in your basement
\nschr\u00f6dinger: [sighing] well there is now
\n— kieransofar<\/a><\/p>\n

“Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?” It was me, I did it. It was in a big jar with “COOKIES” written on it. Why else would you have a COOKIE JAR? Oh I’m sorry were you fermenting those cookies
\n— egoraptor<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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