{"id":31549,"date":"2022-03-15T14:58:10","date_gmt":"2022-03-15T19:58:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=31549"},"modified":"2022-03-15T14:58:10","modified_gmt":"2022-03-15T19:58:10","slug":"seen-online-153","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=31549","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.
\n— moniquill<\/a><\/p>\n

Inside you there are two wolves. They are both very tired and are doing their best.
\n— ChuckWendig<\/a><\/p>\n

I maintain that the moral of A Christmas Carol is actually “never go with a ghost to a second location”
\n— kmkirtland<\/a><\/p>\n

I’m not the main character I’m one of the housekeepers hearing strange noises coming from the third floor of this Gothic manor and simply saying “that’s not my business”
\n— SparkNotes<\/a><\/p>\n

Make a movie about the TA who had to teach 90% of Indiana Jones’ classes.
\n— TheAndrewNadeau<\/a><\/p>\n

I like to play chess with old men in the park. (The tough part: finding 32 of them.)
\n— EmoPhilips<\/a><\/p>\n

During plane turbulence it’s fun to touch your temples and pretend you’re experiencing a premonition.
\n— louisvirtel<\/a><\/p>\n

You want me to apply for a fellowship? After what happened to Boromir?
\n— astrobassball<\/a><\/p>\n

Ladies, remember that if someone asks you “why do you not have kids yet” over the holidays, the appropriate answer is, “Alas, because I promised my firstborn to the forest imp who spun my straw into gold!”
\n— Iconawrites<\/a><\/p>\n

i am super skinny in that i am like covered completely in skin
\n— jennschiffer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep. — moniquill Inside you there are two […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31549"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31549\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31588,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31549\/revisions\/31588"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}