{"id":31624,"date":"2022-12-23T16:31:41","date_gmt":"2022-12-23T21:31:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=31624"},"modified":"2022-12-23T16:31:41","modified_gmt":"2022-12-23T21:31:41","slug":"seen-online-156","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=31624","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

entering my Ebenezer Scrooge era (eating some soup, wearing a lil nightcap and gown, retiring to bed early)
\n— SketchesbyBoze<\/a><\/p>\n

holy infant so tender and mild implies the existence of a cursed infant so chewy and spicy
\n— DarkLiterata<\/a><\/p>\n

working in an office is just like being in a horse movie except the horse is a printer. im the only one in the office who can make it work and its because the printer and i have a special bond. its a wild and untamable spirit and we are going to win the big race
\n— the-grollican<\/a><\/p>\n

Poltergeists tend to focus on one member of a family, usually a teenager who is good at throwing things when no one is looking.
\n— MisterABK<\/a><\/p>\n

I accidentally used my mom’s fabric scissors to cut wrapping paper and now the cops are here
\n— lazerdoov<\/a><\/p>\n

(OSHA inspector walking into Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory) what the fuck
\n— ItsMattsLaw<\/a><\/p>\n

His Dark Materials, but instead of daemons, everyone has a muppet.
\n— SnoozeInBrief<\/a><\/p>\n

I am the ghost of Christmas Future Pluperfect Conditional. I will show you what would have come to pass if you had not changed your ways.
\n— dwauctioneer<\/a><\/p>\n

Youre telling me a ginger bred this man??
\n— vinn_ayy<\/a><\/p>\n

Scrooge demands a turkey “twice the size of Tiny Tim,” and I love the idea of measuring foods relative to the size of your acquaintances. “Run by Kroger’s and pick up a goose that’s half the length of Louisa, the assistant librarian”
\n— SketchesbyBoze<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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