{"id":31638,"date":"2023-03-09T07:54:58","date_gmt":"2023-03-09T12:54:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=31638"},"modified":"2023-03-09T07:54:58","modified_gmt":"2023-03-09T12:54:58","slug":"seen-online-157","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=31638","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m gloomy and stoutly built. I’m gothicc.
\n— jessnevins<\/a><\/p>\n

I was out walking, lost in thought, and paid little attention to where I was going. Imagine my surprise when I found myself in the Library of Unwritten Books.
\nI wasn’t allowed to read any of my own unwritten books, but I read one of yours.
\nIt was really good. You should write it.
\n— MicroSFF<\/a><\/p>\n

Who’s got ten thumbs and a lifetime ban from buying bolt-cutters?
\n— Brainmage<\/a><\/p>\n

Life is just the waiting period before your skeleton starts to hatch.
\n— cheeseanonioncrisps<\/a><\/p>\n

*me, teaching a classroom* ok so today’s lesson is kind of loose because some of you are in a horror movie and i need to deliver the themes to the audience. this won’t help you avoid death, but it will help you contextualize it
\n— SweetNAwful<\/a><\/p>\n

tarot card reading except i just make “ooo” “ah” and “wow” sounds the whole time instead of telling you what the cards mean
\n— teathattast<\/a><\/p>\n

goth is when you put lip stuff on your eyes and eye stuff on your lips and leg things on your arms
\n— melaniefangz<\/a><\/p>\n

Don’t worry about people talking about you behind your back.
\nOf course they do. The local villagers always have legends about the terrifying things they meet in the dark.
\n— all_shall_love<\/a><\/p>\n

i’d follow him to hell and back but i wish he’d just stop going there
\n— buckykingofmemes<\/a><\/p>\n

Ghostface is the scariest movie villain because he wants to talk on the phone.
\n— BrianLynch<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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