{"id":31656,"date":"2023-07-21T17:15:13","date_gmt":"2023-07-21T22:15:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=31656"},"modified":"2023-07-21T17:15:13","modified_gmt":"2023-07-21T22:15:13","slug":"seen-online-158","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=31656","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

Control freaks of the world unite no not like that no just give it to me you’re doing it wr
\n— abyssaldyke<\/a><\/p>\n

I think you should be able to Trick or Treat when you’re just hungry and forgot to go to the grocery store
\n— jilltwiss<\/a><\/p>\n

like it’s MY fault my love language is acts of service and all i know how to do is kill
\n— mumblesplash<\/a><\/p>\n

It’s a shame Bela Lugosi didn’t live to hear Bela Lugosi’s Dead but I understand why it had to happen in that order
\n— bransonreese<\/a><\/p>\n

Tweet draft from being awake at 2:00 a.m. while my husband happily snored the night away:
\n1. Did Lizzie Borden’s dad snore? 2. Did the murders take place during sleeping hours? Because I have a theory.
\n— Megatronic13<\/a><\/p>\n

Imagine being a medium and having to talk to dead people as well as living people. That’s too many people.
\n— UndercoverDire<\/a><\/p>\n

“Let my people goth.” – Emoses
\n— OhNoSheTwitnt<\/a><\/p>\n

Imagine if they took the Statue of Liberty down and found loads of skeletons inside and it turned out the French had just failed a trojan mission.
\n— LittleLostLad<\/a><\/p>\n

Dudes always want a goth gf but put zero effort into their Gomez game.
\n— Psychedelegant<\/a><\/p>\n

“doctor barbie”
\n“pastry chef barbie”
\nwhere is antiquarian barbie
\nwhere is seeker of dark truths barbie
\nwhere is hunted occultist barbie
\n— Sotherans<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Control freaks of the world unite no not like that no just give it to me you’re doing it wr — abyssaldyke I think you should be able to Trick or Treat when you’re just hungry and forgot to go to the grocery store — jilltwiss like it’s MY fault my love language is acts […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31656"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31675,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31656\/revisions\/31675"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}