{"id":31698,"date":"2024-09-10T16:10:44","date_gmt":"2024-09-10T21:10:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=31698"},"modified":"2024-09-10T16:10:44","modified_gmt":"2024-09-10T21:10:44","slug":"seen-online-160","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=31698","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

i have solved shirley jackson’s “the lottery”. they could just not do that
\n— belrose.bsky.social<\/a><\/p>\n

Humans share 70% of our DNA with zebrafish. So when you’re having difficulty getting anything done, it’s usually because a zebrafish is using the DNA.
\n— sannewman.bsky.social<\/a><\/p>\n

when I say I want to be treated like a princess I mean left alone for one hundred years to sleep in peace
\n— roastmalone_<\/a><\/p>\n

the horrors do persist, but you don’t have to go sticking your head in the bucket labeled “Do Not View, Horrors Inside”
\n— angelic.style<\/a><\/p>\n

there should be a law that dentists have to disclose if they are that one dentist that disagrees with nine other dentists
\n— ygrene.bsky.social<\/a><\/p>\n

Me and Anubis are laughing at how heavy your heart is, man. He’s doing bits. Like acting like he can’t even lift it with both hands haha. Acting like he’s doing bicep curls with it. I’m like, damn, Anubis is in his bag
\n— baybayfriend.bsky.social<\/a><\/p>\n

A little bit of Monica in my life
\nA little bit of Erica by my side
\nA little bit of Rita’s all I need
\nA little bit of Tina’s what I see
\nA little bit of Sandra in the sun
\nA little bit of Mary all night long
\nBut they were, all of them, deceived, for another Mambo was made.
\n— mobiusstripper.bsky.social<\/a><\/p>\n

Grim Reaper: I have come for you
\nGrim Reaper\u2019s Wife: You don’t have to say that every time we do it
\n— brynnester.bsky.social<\/a><\/p>\n

sorry I’m late, Rod Serling came out of nowhere and suddenly my whole shit was fucked up
\n— ladyjimrockford.bsky.social<\/a><\/p>\n

[at my first rodeo]
\nWHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
\n— kibblesmith<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

i have solved shirley jackson’s “the lottery”. they could just not do that — belrose.bsky.social Humans share 70% of our DNA with zebrafish. So when you’re having difficulty getting anything done, it’s usually because a zebrafish is using the DNA. — sannewman.bsky.social when I say I want to be treated like a princess I mean […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31698","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31698"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31698\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31716,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31698\/revisions\/31716"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}