{"id":3249,"date":"2009-05-04T07:12:38","date_gmt":"2009-05-04T11:12:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=3249"},"modified":"2009-05-01T11:24:30","modified_gmt":"2009-05-01T15:24:30","slug":"news-that-sounds-like-a-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=3249","title":{"rendered":"News That Sounds Like a Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Will Ferrell is teaming up with a guy whose last movie involved <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1278340\/\">Nazi zombies<\/a> to make a movie about Hansel and Gretel growing up and becoming witch-hunters.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The idea is, they&#8217;ve grown up and they hunt witches&#8230; It&#8217;s a hybrid sort of old-timey feeling, yet there&#8217;s pump-action shotguns. Modern technology but in an old style. We heard it and we were just like, &#8216;That&#8217;s a freakin&#8217; franchise! You could make three of those!&#8217;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8230;there&#8217;s nothing I could say to make this any weirder than it actually is.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hollywoodreporter.com\/hr\/content_display\/film\/news\/e3ide2664960311f8646a57f936794db4a8\">Link<\/a> <I>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/io9.com\/\">io9<\/a>)<\/I><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Will Ferrell is teaming up with a guy whose last movie involved Nazi zombies to make a movie about Hansel and Gretel growing up and becoming witch-hunters. The idea is, they&#8217;ve grown up and they hunt witches&#8230; It&#8217;s a hybrid sort of old-timey feeling, yet there&#8217;s pump-action shotguns. Modern technology but in an old style. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-whatever"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3249"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3249\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3253,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3249\/revisions\/3253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}