{"id":329,"date":"2007-12-26T07:37:22","date_gmt":"2007-12-26T11:37:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=329"},"modified":"2007-12-13T11:09:48","modified_gmt":"2007-12-13T15:09:48","slug":"things-that-have-amused-me-recently","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=329","title":{"rendered":"Things That Have Amused Me Recently"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><OL><LI>The phrase, &#8220;I am the &#8216;I&#8217; that&#8217;s not in &#8216;team&#8217;.&#8221;  Which I am going to put on a plaque and hang up at work.<\/LI><\/p>\n<p><LI>The following conversation with Shadow Jack, regarding a friend&#8217;s comment that the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Chrysler_PT_Cruiser\">PT Cruiser<\/a> had been discontinued:<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;I always thought they sort of looked like a VW Hearse anyway.&#8221;<br \/>\nHim: &#8220;So that would make it a Carrion Beetle.&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;&#8230;.&#8221;<\/LI><\/p>\n<p><LI><a href=\"http:\/\/tinylittledivision.blogspot.com\/\">tinylittledivision<\/a>, a blog by some of the creators of Hallmark&#8217;s &#8220;Shoebox&#8221; cards.  Includes wonderfully subversive cartoons that will never make it onto a greeting card.<\/LI><\/p>\n<p><LI>This:<\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/electricrazor.jpg' alt='Razor' \/><br \/>\n<\/LI><br \/>\n<\/OL><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The phrase, &#8220;I am the &#8216;I&#8217; that&#8217;s not in &#8216;team&#8217;.&#8221; Which I am going to put on a plaque and hang up at work. The following conversation with Shadow Jack, regarding a friend&#8217;s comment that the PT Cruiser had been discontinued: Me: &#8220;I always thought they sort of looked like a VW Hearse anyway.&#8221; Him: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}