{"id":362,"date":"2008-07-02T07:49:40","date_gmt":"2008-07-02T11:49:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=362"},"modified":"2008-06-19T14:52:03","modified_gmt":"2008-06-19T18:52:03","slug":"things-that-have-amused-me-recently-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=362","title":{"rendered":"Things That Have Amused Me Recently"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Most of the people who run around like chickens with their heads cut off fail to consider the blood.<br \/>\n&#8212;<a href=\"http:\/\/tinylittledivision.blogspot.com\/\">tinylittledivision<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Check out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.defectiveyeti.com\/archives\/002515.html\">Defective Yeti&#8217;s Microwave<\/a>.  I wonder if mine has a similar feature.<\/p>\n<p>Sweet Christ, I&#8217;m glad there&#8217;s no such thing as 1-Click Strangling.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Remiel\">Remiel<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Stitch Bitch <a href=\"http:\/\/stitchbitch.blogspot.com\/2008\/03\/kill-joy.html\">notes an omission<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.justsayhi.com\/bb\/awards\">Create Your Own Blog Award<\/a> &#8211; Award the blog of your choice an Irritable Panda Bear or a Flesh-Eating Rash.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.madsci.org\/cgi-bin\/cgiwrap\/~lynn\/jardin\/SCG\">The Surrealist Compliment Generator<\/a> &#8211; You are more beautiful than a bouquet of fossils.<\/p>\n<p>The Dysfunctional Family Circus: Read about it <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dysfunctional_Family_Circus\">here<\/a> and see the current archive <a href=\"http:\/\/dfc.furr.org\/\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>When I&#8217;m frustrated I do Kegels. I may look calm but know this, if it comes to blows I&#8217;ll have a really interesting way to break your hands.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/AinsleyofAttack\/\">AinsleyofAttack<\/a><\/p>\n<p>A stranger is just a friend you haven\u2019t met yet. Or a psycho who hasn\u2019t killed you yet. It\u2019s hard to tell with strangers.<br \/>\n&#8212;<a href=\"http:\/\/tinylittledivision.blogspot.com\/\">tinylittledivision<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/gothtartbig-277x300.jpg\" alt=\"Bird Photo\" title=\"Bird Photo\" width=\"277\" height=\"300\" \/><br \/>\n<I>(Hat tip to <a href=\"\">Herding Kittens<\/a>)<\/I><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most of the people who run around like chickens with their heads cut off fail to consider the blood. &#8212;tinylittledivision Check out Defective Yeti&#8217;s Microwave. I wonder if mine has a similar feature. Sweet Christ, I&#8217;m glad there&#8217;s no such thing as 1-Click Strangling. &#8212; Remiel Stitch Bitch notes an omission. Create Your Own Blog [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=362"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}