{"id":37,"date":"2007-05-11T12:15:13","date_gmt":"2007-05-11T19:15:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=37"},"modified":"2008-05-01T16:13:44","modified_gmt":"2008-05-01T20:13:44","slug":"time-to-lighten-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=37","title":{"rendered":"Time to Lighten Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/05\/maternity.thumbnail.jpg' class='contentimg' alt='Maternity Tee' \/>I ran across this maternity shirt at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.raincoaster.com\/\">Raincoaster<\/a>, which had the following to say about it:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>If Hannibal Lecter were an obstetrician, these would be standard maternity wear. As it is, they&#8217;re popular among a certain set that never should have entered the gene pool in the first place.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I would have <EM>loved<\/EM> one of these when I was pregnant.  Guess I shouldn&#8217;t have been breeding, eh?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/tmwg.131362348\">Link<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I ran across this maternity shirt at Raincoaster, which had the following to say about it: If Hannibal Lecter were an obstetrician, these would be standard maternity wear. As it is, they&#8217;re popular among a certain set that never should have entered the gene pool in the first place. I would have loved one of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar","category-needful-things"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}