{"id":3779,"date":"2009-06-22T07:36:28","date_gmt":"2009-06-22T11:36:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=3779"},"modified":"2009-06-19T10:44:23","modified_gmt":"2009-06-19T14:44:23","slug":"coffin-sofa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=3779","title":{"rendered":"Coffin Sofa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/coffincouch-150x112.jpg\" alt=\"Coffin Sofa\" title=\"Coffin Sofa\" width=\"150\" height=\"112\" class=\"contentimg\" \/>You will pardon me whilst I pick my jaw up off the ground.  Etsy seller VonErickson offers this unbelievably gorgeous velvet-upholstered sofa in red, black, or purple.  The lid even closes.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s $3,500 plus a variable (and presumably fairly large) amount of shipping.  Sure, that&#8217;s more expensive than Ikea, but the Swedes know <em>nothing<\/em> about this kind of awesome stylishness.  I&#8217;d love to make this the focal point of a dark living room.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll go get a mop for my drool now.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/view_listing.php?listing_id=26259374\">Link<\/a> <i>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/\">BoingBoing<\/a>)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You will pardon me whilst I pick my jaw up off the ground. Etsy seller VonErickson offers this unbelievably gorgeous velvet-upholstered sofa in red, black, or purple. The lid even closes. It&#8217;s $3,500 plus a variable (and presumably fairly large) amount of shipping. Sure, that&#8217;s more expensive than Ikea, but the Swedes know nothing about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3779","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-things"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3779","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3779"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3779\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3785,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3779\/revisions\/3785"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3779"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3779"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3779"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}