{"id":3830,"date":"2009-09-24T07:19:47","date_gmt":"2009-09-24T11:19:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=3830"},"modified":"2009-09-22T22:43:44","modified_gmt":"2009-09-23T02:43:44","slug":"seen-online-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=3830","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

The enemy of my enemy is my vacuum (my enemy is a dog).
\n— Jordan_Morris<\/a><\/p>\n

Styrofoam board $30+- per
\nSilver glitter $2+- a bottle
\nThe look on your teen daughter’s face when she sees a Edward Cullen tombstone all glittery in your yard PRICLESS!
\n— DiggerC, on the Halloween-L list.<\/p>\n

The Count embraces his nature: “ONE blood-drained corpse… TWO blood-drained corpses… THREE blood-drained corpses! AH-AH-AH!” [Thunder.]
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n

If it’s a good idea and it gets you excited, try it, and if it bursts into flames, that’s going to be exciting too. People always ask, “What is your greatest failure?” I always have the same answer – We’re working on it right now, it’s gonna be awesome!
\n— Jim Coudal<\/a><\/p>\n

Dogs go to Doggie Heaven. Hopefully, so will Michael Vick.
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n

The pomp, circumstance, flowers, and uncomfortable clothing of funerals make them feel like a birthday party for a royal with sleep apnea.
\n— AinsleyofAttack<\/a><\/p>\n

I love the stereotype that Stay At Home Moms are meek and boring because if anyone is about to lose their shit and go postal, it’s us.
\n— mycorpse<\/a><\/p>\n

Now that Disney has bought Marvel, I can\u2019t wait for She-Hulk to be the new Disney Princess
\n— Sargent<\/a><\/p>\n

If you love something, hold onto it until Stockholm Syndrome kicks in.
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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