{"id":4031,"date":"2009-08-12T07:35:03","date_gmt":"2009-08-12T11:35:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=4031"},"modified":"2009-08-04T10:53:25","modified_gmt":"2009-08-04T14:53:25","slug":"how-twilight-should-have-ended","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=4031","title":{"rendered":"How Twilight Should Have Ended"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/twilight.jpg\" alt=\"Twilight Ending\" title=\"Twilight Ending\" width=\"400\" height=\"267\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4032\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/twilight.jpg 400w, http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/twilight-150x100.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/twilight-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><i>(hat tip to <a href=\"http:\/\/poopisan.etsy.com\/\">Poopisan<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/cryptstitch.typepad.com\/crypt_stitch\/\">Crypt Stitch<\/a>)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(hat tip to Poopisan and Crypt Stitch)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4031"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4031\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4122,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4031\/revisions\/4122"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}