{"id":4855,"date":"2009-11-25T07:28:48","date_gmt":"2009-11-25T11:28:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=4855"},"modified":"2009-11-17T11:30:16","modified_gmt":"2009-11-17T15:30:16","slug":"seen-online-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=4855","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Monopoly is to the contemporary board gamer as garlic-infused kryptonite snakes are to Super Vampire Indiana Jones.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/underwire\/2009\/10\/alt-text-board-games\">Lore Sjoberg<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m starting a band that only plays polka songs about Nostradamus&#8217;s predictions. We&#8217;ll call ourselves Accordion to Prophecy.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/tehawesome\/\">tehawesome<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.<br \/>\n&#8212; Demetri Martin<\/p>\n<p>The worst thing about being a vampire: people thinking I have fake teeth I won from skee ball, when I&#8217;m clearly an oversized sunglasses guy.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/luckyshirt\">luckyshirt<\/a><\/p>\n<p>You know what really gets my goat? Chupacabras.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Aimee_B_Loved\/\">Aimee_B_Loved<\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re happy and you know it clap your hands! I thought we should make this funeral more of a celebration. Who knows the macarena?<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/jorshuwah\">jorshuwah<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Liquor is like water that puts out.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/loresjoberg\/\">loresjoberg<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Canadian Kanye West: IMMA LET YOU FINISH! No. Really. Go on.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/sween\/\">sween<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monopoly is to the contemporary board gamer as garlic-infused kryptonite snakes are to Super Vampire Indiana Jones. &#8212; Lore Sjoberg I&#8217;m starting a band that only plays polka songs about Nostradamus&#8217;s predictions. We&#8217;ll call ourselves Accordion to Prophecy. &#8212; tehawesome Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. &#8212; Demetri Martin The worst thing about being [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4855","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4855","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4855"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4855\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5254,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4855\/revisions\/5254"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}