{"id":4909,"date":"2010-02-11T07:10:51","date_gmt":"2010-02-11T11:10:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=4909"},"modified":"2010-02-02T20:21:40","modified_gmt":"2010-02-03T00:21:40","slug":"the-homespun-raven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=4909","title":{"rendered":"The Homespun Raven"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/zorka.jpg\" alt=\"Sign\" title=\"Sign\" width=\"400\" height=\"180\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5840\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/zorka.jpg 400w, http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/zorka-150x67.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/zorka-300x135.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I often do a fortune-telling schtick at parties&#8211;in fact, I&#8217;m fairly sure that an ex-co-worker keeps inviting me to her Halloween parties because I do tarot readings for her other guests&#8211;and because I&#8217;m far more interested in the entertainment value than &#8220;real&#8221; divination,* I generally bill myself as Madame Gazpacho Zorka (Cheaper Than a Consultant, Same Results).  I&#8217;ve occasionally toyed with making a wooden sign advertising my &#8220;services,&#8221; but I suck enormously at freehand drawing and I never seem to get around to trying my hand at stenciling.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, I was browsing around on Etsy recently and found somebody who specializes in just that.  Tracy of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop\/thehomespunraven\">The Homespun Raven<\/a> offers a huge variety of premade stenciled signs, and she also does custom orders.<\/p>\n<p>I asked her to combine a couple of her stock stencils (she can arrange to have a custom one made just for you, but it costs quite a bit extra) with my desired wording, and was quite pleased with the result.  She works very quickly, and her signs are really quite affordable.<\/p>\n<p>Even if you don&#8217;t have any designs on a custom piece, be sure to check out her premade stuff.  I really like the rustic\/vintage look of the signs, and pieces like this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/view_listing.php?listing_id=32237049\">ouija board<\/a> or this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/view_listing.php?listing_id=31357537\">tavern sign<\/a> might be the perfect thing to spruce up a bare wall.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\n<br \/>\n*If you&#8217;d like to &#8220;tell fortunes&#8221; the way I do, check out the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=24\">guide<\/a> to bluffing your way through the tarot I wrote a while back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I often do a fortune-telling schtick at parties&#8211;in fact, I&#8217;m fairly sure that an ex-co-worker keeps inviting me to her Halloween parties because I do tarot readings for her other guests&#8211;and because I&#8217;m far more interested in the entertainment value than &#8220;real&#8221; divination,* I generally bill myself as Madame Gazpacho Zorka (Cheaper Than a Consultant, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4909","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-things"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4909","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4909"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4909\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5920,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4909\/revisions\/5920"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}