{"id":513,"date":"2008-04-11T08:02:17","date_gmt":"2008-04-11T12:02:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=513"},"modified":"2008-03-24T08:54:31","modified_gmt":"2008-03-24T12:54:31","slug":"death-in-alice-in-wonderland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=513","title":{"rendered":"Go Ask Alice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Shadow Jack really is the right guy for me.  He came home from work the other day and asked me how my day was.  I told him I&#8217;d noticed another death reference in <I>Alice in Wonderland<\/I>.  In retrospect, this is probably not the sort of information with which most wives greet their husbands, but he took it with complete equanimity.  Indeed, he didn&#8217;t even seem surprised.<\/p>\n<p><I>Alice<\/I> is full of such references, although I can&#8217;t say whether your spouse will be as supportive of you finding them.  Lewis Carroll had a rather morbid sense of humor, and quite a lot of his narrative can be read with a double meaning.  When Alice is falling down the rabbit hole, for instance, she thinks to herself that when she gets back home she&#8217;ll be unafraid of falling, and says, &#8220;I wouldn&#8217;t say anything, even if I fell off the top of the house,&#8221; to which the narrator adds, &#8220;which was very likely true.&#8221;  (In other words, you can&#8217;t say anything when you&#8217;re dead.)<\/p>\n<p>The one I found the other day was in <I>Through the Looking Glass<\/I>, and involves this exchange with Humpty-Dumpty:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Seven years and six months!&#8221;  Humpty Dumpty repeated thoughtfully.  &#8220;An uncomfortable sort of age.  Now if you&#8217;d asked MY advice, I&#8217;d have said &#8220;Leave off at seven&#8221;&#8211;but it&#8217;s too late now.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I never ask advice about growing,&#8221; Alice said indignantly.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Too proud?&#8221; the other inquired.<\/p>\n<p>Alice felt even more indignant at this suggestion.  &#8220;I mean,&#8221; she said, &#8220;that one can&#8217;t help growing older.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;ONE can&#8217;t, perhaps,&#8221; said Humpty Dumpty, &#8220;but TWO can.  With proper assistance, you might have left off at seven.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Isn&#8217;t that sweet?<\/p>\n<p>Next time you re-read the <I>Alice<\/I> books (and who amongst us doesn&#8217;t?) keep an eye out for the murderous subtext.  Throws a whole new light on things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shadow Jack really is the right guy for me. He came home from work the other day and asked me how my day was. I told him I&#8217;d noticed another death reference in Alice in Wonderland. In retrospect, this is probably not the sort of information with which most wives greet their husbands, but he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-whatever"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=513"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/513\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}