{"id":5159,"date":"2009-11-11T07:31:08","date_gmt":"2009-11-11T11:31:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=5159"},"modified":"2009-11-05T09:50:47","modified_gmt":"2009-11-05T13:50:47","slug":"their-souls-make-his%ef%bb%bf-tummy-happy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=5159","title":{"rendered":"Their Souls Make His\ufeff Tummy Happy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Li&#8217;l Cthulhu is &#8220;a child-friendly way to introduce your little one to the traditions of the Old Cult.&#8221;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Meet little Cthulhu, who lives in the magic city of R&#8217;lyeh with all his friends, as you and your child embark on a fun and educational journey through the world of the Great Old Ones, meeting all kinds of new buddies from the Necronomicon along the way, from Azathoth to Yog-Sothoth! This series has won multiple awards and has been enthusiastically approved by the department of child-developmental psychology at Miskatonic University.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><object width=\"320\" height=\"265\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/FOHJUrcVdJk&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/FOHJUrcVdJk&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"320\" height=\"265\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>This needs to be a feature-length film immediately.  Somebody call Disney.<\/p>\n<p><i>(Hat tip to Kitten Herder, who finds the most ridiculously awesome stuff.)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Li&#8217;l Cthulhu is &#8220;a child-friendly way to introduce your little one to the traditions of the Old Cult.&#8221; Meet little Cthulhu, who lives in the magic city of R&#8217;lyeh with all his friends, as you and your child embark on a fun and educational journey through the world of the Great Old Ones, meeting all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5159"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5159\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5181,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5159\/revisions\/5181"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}