{"id":5263,"date":"2010-01-19T07:16:10","date_gmt":"2010-01-19T11:16:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=5263"},"modified":"2009-12-30T10:16:27","modified_gmt":"2009-12-30T14:16:27","slug":"seen-online-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=5263","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wile E. Coyote, Sylvester the Cat, and Charlie Brown meet. Brown asks the others if they have seen “Strangers on a Train”. Hijinks ensue.
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n

Looking and quacking like a duck does not preclude it from being a cyborg assassin from the future inexplicably designed to simulate a duck.
\nZaius13<\/a><\/p>\n

ak-47 notwithstanding, i’m no fan of russia. i don’t trust a country whose women nest inside of each other
\n— StephenAtHome<\/a><\/p>\n

Fundamentalists…are possessed & driven by the lies of demons…Actual demons like ignorance, apathy, greed, racism, fear & Barney.
\n— Maynard Keenan (Lead singer of the group “Tool”)<\/p>\n

Reality’s weirdly uninterested in what you believe.
\n— hotdogsladies<\/a><\/p>\n

what is an emo? (via @gabsygabs) a gothstrich
\n— serafinowicz<\/a><\/p>\n

If he was alive, I bet Hemingway would write some pretty terse teen vampires.
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n

When you’re a cyclops, hindsight is 20.
\n— tehawesome<\/a><\/p>\n

Hide your crazy next to your passion. They can’t tell the difference.
\n— rands<\/a><\/p>\n

When I die, I want to be buried wearing roller skates so I’ll automatically have an edge during the zombie uprising.
\n— gothscifigirl<\/a><\/p>\n

Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he’ll eat for life. Give an octopus nunchuks, no one’s eating fish ever again.
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Wile E. Coyote, Sylvester the Cat, and Charlie Brown meet. Brown asks the others if they have seen “Strangers on a Train”. Hijinks ensue. — sween Looking and quacking like a duck does not preclude it from being a cyborg assassin from the future inexplicably designed to simulate a duck. Zaius13 ak-47 notwithstanding, i’m no […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5263"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5263\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5649,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5263\/revisions\/5649"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}