{"id":541,"date":"2008-04-03T07:48:30","date_gmt":"2008-04-03T11:48:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=541"},"modified":"2008-04-02T08:35:34","modified_gmt":"2008-04-02T12:35:34","slug":"i-see-an-anatomically-incorrect-man-in-your-future","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=541","title":{"rendered":"I See an Anatomically-Incorrect Man in Your Future&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/justice.thumbnail.jpg' class='contentimg' alt='Justice' \/>Michelle of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.littlereview.com\/\">The Little Review<\/a> has&#8230;well, something.  &#8220;Too much time on her hands&#8221; and &#8220;An unhealthy interest in Barbie dolls&#8221; are two things that spring, ineluctably, to mind.  But &#8220;relentlessness&#8221; must also be added to the list, because she&#8217;s managed to dig up enough Barbie images to populate an entire tarot deck.<\/p>\n<p>The Barbie Tarot replaces the suit of Swords with Hats and Pentacles with Purses, and the minor arcana use Princes and Princesses instead of Knights and Pages.  Also it&#8217;s bubblegum pink.  Each card identifies the doll used and describes why it was selected.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><B>11&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Justice&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wonder Woman from Barbie Loves Pop Culture<\/B><br \/>\nThe traditional image for Justice is a blindfolded woman holding the scales, balancing fairness and virtue against a lack of consideration and rigidity. The Amazon superheroine must balance her disguise as an ordinary woman with her use of the Lasso of Truth and indestructible bracelets to bring criminals to justice and help the downtrodden.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m&#8230;speechless.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.littlereview.com\/meg\/tarot\/barbietm.htm\">Link<\/a> <I>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/presurfer.blogspot.com\/\">The Presurfer<\/a>)<\/I><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michelle of The Little Review has&#8230;well, something. &#8220;Too much time on her hands&#8221; and &#8220;An unhealthy interest in Barbie dolls&#8221; are two things that spring, ineluctably, to mind. But &#8220;relentlessness&#8221; must also be added to the list, because she&#8217;s managed to dig up enough Barbie images to populate an entire tarot deck. The Barbie Tarot [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=541"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/541\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}