{"id":5560,"date":"2010-01-11T07:28:30","date_gmt":"2010-01-11T11:28:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=5560"},"modified":"2009-12-23T17:29:12","modified_gmt":"2009-12-23T21:29:12","slug":"dangerous-wands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=5560","title":{"rendered":"Dangerous Wands"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;There&#8217;s only two ways outta here &#8212; on a broom or the Dark Arts!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><object type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/moogaloop\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1925557&#038;fullscreen=1\" width=\"425\" height=\"239\" ><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\"\/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"\/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"\/><param name=\"movie\" quality=\"best\" value=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/moogaloop\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1925557&#038;fullscreen=1\"\/><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/moogaloop\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1925557&#038;fullscreen=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\"  width=\"425\" height=\"239\"  allowScriptAccess=\"always\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><i>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.toplessrobot.com\/\">Topless Robot<\/a>)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;There&#8217;s only two ways outta here &#8212; on a broom or the Dark Arts!&#8221; (via Topless Robot)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5560"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5560\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5594,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5560\/revisions\/5594"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}