{"id":5652,"date":"2010-02-09T07:30:14","date_gmt":"2010-02-09T11:30:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=5652"},"modified":"2010-02-01T11:30:55","modified_gmt":"2010-02-01T15:30:55","slug":"seen-online-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=5652","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you give a man a fish, and he makes lemonade, you have found a weirdo.
\n— JerryThomas<\/a><\/p>\n

Arkham’s Razor: A theory which suggests that the simplest explanation tends to lead to Cthulhu.
\n— wilw<\/a><\/p>\n

Love is like Oxygen. It’s fairly soluble in water. Drown bitch!
\n— MODAT<\/a><\/p>\n

We used to measure temperature using topless witches. Stupid scientists ruin everything.
\n— dysolution<\/a><\/p>\n

I’m not bad with names, I’m just bad with caring.
\n— gothscifigirl<\/a><\/p>\n

Black branches claw at the sky. A raven screams. I am out of chimichangas.
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n

…And on the 8th day, God created Drama. And Eve was being like this total bitch, and Adam was like, “Seriously, just chill goddammit.”
\n— JephKelley<\/a><\/p>\n

Worst words EVER uttered by a 4yo under a bridge on the bike path: “Look Daddy! I found a balloon!”
\n— musleh<\/a><\/p>\n

I wonder if Frodo ever stood over Boromir’s grave and said, “Huh. I guess one *does* simply walk into Mordor.”
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n

All Points Bulletin: Dyslexic zombie on the loose. Persons named Brian urged to proceed with utmost caution.
\n— nonsequiturific<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If you give a man a fish, and he makes lemonade, you have found a weirdo. — JerryThomas Arkham’s Razor: A theory which suggests that the simplest explanation tends to lead to Cthulhu. — wilw Love is like Oxygen. It’s fairly soluble in water. Drown bitch! — MODAT We used to measure temperature using topless […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5652"}],"version-history":[{"count":23,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5652\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5895,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5652\/revisions\/5895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}