{"id":5896,"date":"2010-02-22T07:31:08","date_gmt":"2010-02-22T11:31:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=5896"},"modified":"2010-02-03T11:25:04","modified_gmt":"2010-02-03T15:25:04","slug":"seen-online-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=5896","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’d like to see an online dictionary with video clips of Christopher Walken pronouncing each word.
\n— badbanana<\/a><\/p>\n

He steps to the podium. Taps the microphone. Glances at his notes. Clears his throat. Looks up and says, “A Very Muppet Dante’s Inferno.”
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n

Dick Clark: the world’s only living memento mori.
\n— scottsimpson<\/a><\/p>\n

My mind is what you get when you breed a Carnival with the Seventh Circle of Hell. And raise the resulting kid in a tent under power lines.
\n— bedheadblonde<\/a><\/p>\n

It sounds pretty sweet when someone offers you their undying love until you think about the word “undead”. Then it gets all weird.
\n— luckyshirt<\/a><\/p>\n

A 14-yr-old killed his parents because he didn’t want to take out the trash. What did he think he’d do with the bodies?
\n— BorowitzReport<\/a><\/p>\n

They should re-release ‘The Lost Boys’ with the title ’24: Twilight.’ Cha-ching!
\n— badbanana<\/a><\/p>\n

Lube, batteries, wine & a wheel of Brie are the ingredients of homemade shark repellent when a nosy kid looking in your cart asks.
\n— lafix<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’d like to see an online dictionary with video clips of Christopher Walken pronouncing each word. — badbanana He steps to the podium. Taps the microphone. Glances at his notes. Clears his throat. Looks up and says, “A Very Muppet Dante’s Inferno.” — sween Dick Clark: the world’s only living memento mori. — scottsimpson My […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5896"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5896\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5929,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5896\/revisions\/5929"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}