{"id":5930,"date":"2010-03-10T07:43:58","date_gmt":"2010-03-10T11:43:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=5930"},"modified":"2010-02-24T11:44:54","modified_gmt":"2010-02-24T15:44:54","slug":"seen-online-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=5930","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

So there I am, feasting on brains, and this dude calls me the z-word. And I’m like, “It’s un-dead American, asshole!” Yeesh.
\n— RexHuppke<\/a><\/p>\n

Free idea: Get on the bus with a broom. Look at people, shrug, say “It broke down”. Sit down and act casual.
\n— debihope<\/a><\/p>\n

My favorite part about having cramps is the complimentary killing spree.
\n— baileygenine<\/a><\/p>\n

I learned 2 things about dealing with women today. But they won’t matter tomorrow when the rules change again.
\n— twistedpfister<\/a><\/p>\n

I’m surprised a shop called Pet Stuff doesn’t offer taxidermy. With that name it’d just make sense. The same goes for Forever 21.
\n— tehawesome<\/a><\/p>\n

I just saw some graffiti that read, “Satin Rules!”. Now, either it’s a cult that can’t spell, or DISCO IS BACK BABY!!
\n— thebenbrooks<\/a><\/p>\n

Ice-dancers are what happens when you feed a ballerina after midnight.
\n— secretsquirrel<\/a><\/p>\n

If that zombie didn’t want me to shoot him in the head, he wouldn’t have said “HUNNGH.” That’s, like, zombie for “shoot me in the head.”…@ChaosNexus It’s true. It’s like that “Eskimos have 47 words for snow” only with zombies and shooting them in the head.
\n— scalzi<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So there I am, feasting on brains, and this dude calls me the z-word. And I’m like, “It’s un-dead American, asshole!” Yeesh. — RexHuppke Free idea: Get on the bus with a broom. Look at people, shrug, say “It broke down”. Sit down and act casual. — debihope My favorite part about having cramps is […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5930"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5930\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6074,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5930\/revisions\/6074"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}